AGONY OF A MAD BLACK GRADUATE

ONLY A THIEF OR AN IDIOT  WILL TAKE  A JOB THAT DOESN'T PROVIDE A ENOUGH STIPEND TO TAKE CARE OF HIS  DAILY AND AUTOMATICALLY MONTHLY NEEDS.I CURRENTLY HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS $30 A MONTH,YES $30 A MONTH,UNBELIEVABLE!  RRRIGHT!!

•      THIS JOB INVOLVES WORKING ALMOST TEN HOURS A DAY, WASHING  CLOTHS, BED SHEETS BLANKETS ETC.. MANUALLY WITH HANDS IN EXCRUCIATING SUBSAHARAN SUNSHINE,AS IF IT IS NOT A ENOUGH AS SOON AS AM DONE WASHING,I STAND TO IRON AND PACKAGE THE REST OF THE DAY.I WORK SIX OUT OF SEVEN DAYS OF THE WEEK.THEN AT THE END OF THE I’M TOSSED A SALARY THAT IS BARELY ENOUGH TO COVER FOR MY TRANSPORT FARE TO WORK  THE NEXT MONTH.

      WELL MAY BE  A WASHERMAN FOR ONE  OF THE BIGGEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL  LAUNDRY BUSSINESS IN TOWN IS A SUPER MAN WHO DOESN’T NEED  MONEY,HE FLIES TO WORK AND MAKES FREE CALL BECAUSE OF THE IMPORTANCE OF HIS DUTY TO HIS COUNTRY BUT EVEN SUPER MAN EATS,FORGIVE ME BUT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY BOSS.
    I’M A FRESH GRADUATE WHO DOESN’T LIKE TO BE CALLED LAZY OR GREEDY,SO  I LITERALLY  SLAVE MY FINGERS OFF FOR A BUSSINESS OWNER WHO IS ALSO A TEACHER AT THE BIGGEST UNIVERSITY IN THE COUNTRY,WHO NETS A SIX FIGURE  INCOME AS SALARY EVERY MONTH MINUS PECKS AND ALLOWANCES  THAT COMES WITH THE JOB,WHO  OWNS FLOCKS OF BUSSINESS FRANCHISE IN TOWN WHICH MY WORKPLACE  HAPPENS TO BE ONE  OF THEM .SHE PRACTICALLY RUNS HER BUSSINESS ON PHONE THEN PROBALY GOES FOR A SPA OR GO  DO SOME MANICURE TO CARE OF HER OWN FINGER,I’M NOT EXERGERATING_IRONY! 

WELL I JUST HAVE TWO QUESTIONS:
 1.)  WHY WOULD A BUSSINESS OWNER WHO MAKES ROUGHLY A FIVE FIGURE INCOME ON DAILY BASES WITH A WORK FORCE OF JUST FOUR EMPLOYEES PAY HER WORKERS A FOUR FIGURE INCOME ON MONTHLY BASES?

2.)  WHO WOULD TAKE THAT KIND OF JOB?

     WHICH BRINGS ME BACK TO MY FIRST POINT,ONLY A THIEF OR AN IDIOT WILL TAKE THAT KIND OF JOB,WHOSE  EARNING CLEARLY CAN’T SUPPORT YOUR EXISTENCE,SO  IF I’M ALIVE  IT CAN’T ONLY MEAN TWO THINGS ;IT  IS EITHER I’M STEALING FOR MY WORK PLACE OR I JUST NEED A PLACE TO GO TO IN THE MORNING AS AN ALIBI UNTILL IT’S LATE  A NIGHT  A ENOUGH FOR  ME  TO GO ABOUT MY REAL BUSSINESS.EITHER WAY THERE’S A HIGH POSSIBILITY THAT I’M A THIEF.
      AGAIN ONE MUST BE A MEDICALLY DIAGONISED AND A PUBLICALLY RECOGNISED AND ACCEPTED IDIOT!   TO TAKE A JOB THAT EXHAUSTS YOU ENOUGH DURING WORKING HOURS OF THE DAY AND LEAVES YOU WITH JUST ENOUGH ENERGY TO  BEG FOR FOOD TO EAT FOR THE DAY AND BORROW TRANSPORT FARE TO GO BACK TO THE SAME INSANE JOB THE NEXT DAY .
                LET ME STATE CATEGORICALLY THAT I’M NOT A   THIEF,I DON’T STEAL FROM MY WORK PLACE, hmmmn!!  THAT LEAVES ONLY ONE THING LEFT FOR ME TO BE…       TODAY I QUIT MY JOB …NO, I’M NOT QUITTER …LET ME REPHRASE”TODAY I EMANCIPATED MY SELF FROM SLAVERY IN THE GUISE OF APPEARING TO BE BUSY ,I WOULD RATHER BE PERCEIVED AS BEING LAZY THAN DO THIS KIND OF JOB AGAIN .    IF YOU ARE STILL IN COLLEDGE, THEN THIS IS FOR YOU, BECAUSE AFTER SCHOOL  ITS “A CALL ON THE EDGE”SO BRAZEN UP,CAUSE LIFE AFTER SCHOOL LIKE DR. DRE WOULD PUT IT, EINIZY!!    Excerpts from my diary 2years ago that I want to share, sorry if  caused too much ,I  was a frustrated  college grad with no job, I  don’t cause now but I wanted it to be original, so I copied word to word, ENJOY …